Amber Heard photographed by Ellen von Unwerth
So today I was at Disneyland and I was taking a picture with Woody and Jessie and suddenly Woody leans over to me and I hear a deep raspy black man voice, and he says, “I swear to Eisner, if you say, ‘Andy’s Coming’, I’m gonna take the snake in my boot and shove it up your ass.”
So that was weird.
Nice guy! :P
“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.
Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”
NO FUCKING SHAVING
NO FUCKING PERIODS
AND I GET PURPLE EYES
WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS
FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS
Because this has to be on everyone’s dash always.